therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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