FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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