You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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