She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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