I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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