So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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