who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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