i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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