Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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