At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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