Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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