Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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