Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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