two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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