i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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