one two three fourrrrnication!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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