i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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