She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Girls should come with a carfax report
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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