My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
