I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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