Jerry, you need to find god
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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