were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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