can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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