Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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