that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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