last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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