is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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