He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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