Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
