I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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