She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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