so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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