the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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