So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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