She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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