i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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