He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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