Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and she was petting her beer can
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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