Sponge bath it is.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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