Who wears a wallet chain?!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
