Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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