I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
this hospital has no fireball
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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