rhymes with "ouble enetration"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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