Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
wow bdsm is so cute
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