I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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