Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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