Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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