We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
stop calling my apartment porn island.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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