it was like eating out sand paper
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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