he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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